Free money.

Or, if you read this blog post, then 50% off photos. For January. 

It was nay too long ago on a (probably) cold Texas January day when a young Chris Oswalt was born in an Austin hospital. He'd grow to become a man among men, a true inspiration, a beacon of hope, change, and the manliest of man things.

So for the rest of January...Half off photos. 

To reiterate or clarify a few points- Shipping is free and included in the process listed on the "prices" page. Secondly- I'll hand pack and ship these. With dignity, respect, and other kind, reaffirming words.  Finally- It's a picture. Own history now. Hand these down to your kids when, not if, any and all of the following happen

• I become president
• I become a space mogul
• I become the greatest photographer of all time
• I become a NYT best selling author
• I die hunting poachers in Africa
• I die being president
• I die being a space mogul
• I die. Everything is worth a lot more when you're dead.

Outlive me. Cash in. This is basic sound financial investing 101. Much more so when I celebrate this month with you and give you 50% off. 

Do it. I just decided i'll throw a bonus surprise in each package I ship. You know you want to find out what the surprise is. YOLO and other acronyms. 

Begin.

End times.

There is nay too much new to report. I've got a slew of prints here sitting around waiting for frames. 

After researching purchasing frames, I'm reminded of my vehement hatred for the framing industry. This is why I have most of the tools to do it myself. But tell me why a V-nailer is 200 dollars. Why is a mat-cutter 300? It's asinine.

2012 draws to a close. 

Misc. things to obtain for 013-

• Passport
• Gun.
• D600
• Go Pro 3 Black ed. 

fin

I'm not living like I should.

This website comes at an interesting time in the history of mankind;

The end of days, the disappointing end of the end of the days before it ever started ending.

On a personal level, this website was created on the precipice of an opening rift in my life. Thus, the situation (metaphorically) becomes this: Stay on the side you're on where it's well explored but bleak, wait and jump in the void and die, jump to the side of the unknown while you still can. 

In the mean time...This website has photos I've taken.

Check those you.

I cracked a pecan for a blue jay this morning.