Bowlingworks
I'd be with you were it not for California. Here's a webpage in my stead. You can't really do anything here. It's just words. No links. No nothing. Here are some bowling tips that I would give if we were together. These have worked for me many times:
Throw the ball about halfway down the lane.
Put no spin on the ball. Let it decide how it wants to spin.
Pick the heaviest ball you can find.
If you become good at bowling. Stop. Go do something fun with your life.
White Russians.